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Justin Bieber Roast: The Best Jokes, Including Selena Gomez Digs, Gays Jokes
“Selena Gomez wanted to be
here, but she’s dating men now,” comedian Jeff Ross said
“Is it true you dumped her
because she grew a mustache before you?”
Justin was a great sport
through the entire show
“Tonight we’re going to give
what his parents and the legal system should have done years ago,” host Kevin
Hart said. “We’re going to give this boy an as$-whoopin.’”
“Ebola patients hear about
‘Bieber fever’ and say, ‘I’m gonna go ahead and ride this one out.’”
“Justin Bieber wants to be
black so bad, he’s actually seen Kevin Hart’s movies in theaters,” Ludacris
“This kid has spunk, moxie, and
a few other STDs,” - Ron Burgandy
“Justin, as a father of six you
have to straighten up, son,” Shaq said. “Last year, you were ranked the fifth
most-hated person of all time. Kim Jong-Un didn’t rank that low. And he uses
your music to torture people.”
“You have it all,” comedian
Chris D’Elia said. “Except love, friends, good parents, and a Grammy.”
“You bought a monkey!” Snoop
Dogg said. “I mean, that monkey was more embarrassed than the one that started
the AIDS epidemic.”
“All these rappers on stage and
Martha Stewart has done the most jail time,” comedian Natasha Leggero joked.
In the end Justin had a great time.
Selena Gomez And Justin Bieber $ex Life Mocked At Justin Bieber Roast - Selena Gomez, 22, is side-eyeing Justin Bieber, 21, with fury right now. Cruel jabs about her relationship with the singer, her sex life and more were dropped at Justin’s Comedy Central roast taping on March 14. One person who probably didn’t sign up to the programmer was Justin’s ex, Selena Gomez, but she got dragged into it anyway!
Leaked Moments || Justin Bieber Comedy Central Roast 13 March
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